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The United Socialist States of Keld

“There's no rest for a Keldon”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

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The United Socialist States of Keld is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Warlord Radha with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.354 billion Keldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mountain. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keldian economy, worth 281 trillion Red Manas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,386 Red Manas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek", rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Keld' is a smash hit, and Keld is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keld's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Book of Keld.

Keld is ranked 263,612th in the world and 12,637th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.8 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 489thMost Influential: 1,046thMost Secular: 2,444thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,593rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,870thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,075thSafest: 6,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,890thNicest Citizens: 6,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,321stMost Inclusive: 8,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,299thMost Developed: 9,804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,115thHealthiest Citizens: 10,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,815thHighest Food Quality: 11,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,508thSmartest Citizens: 12,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,499thLargest Governments: 13,670thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,724thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,211thBest Weather: 15,138thMost Cultured: 15,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,769thMost Income Equality: 17,515thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,713thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,031stHighest Average Incomes: 26,627th
Most Secular: 126th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 207th in the regionMost Pacifist: 211th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 239th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 264th in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionSafest: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 392nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 411th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 484th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 484th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 494th in the regionMost Inclusive: 500th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 531st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 542nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 550th in the regionMost Developed: 567th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 616th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 640th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 649th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 653rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 706th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 771st in the regionBest Weather: 782nd in the regionMost Cultured: 783rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 808th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 837th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 866th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,006th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,126th in the regionNudest: 1,132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,181st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,203rd in the region

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