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The Commonwealth of Keks

“Deo, paco, amar e saj-eso”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Independent Order

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Commonwealth of Keks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by вождь with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.594 billion Keksians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The thriving Keksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,881 trillion keks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,172 keks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keks's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Keks is ranked 13,718th in the world and 9th in Independent Order for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,711.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,710thSafest: 1,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,098thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,186thBest Weather: 2,548thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,574thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,981stMost Pacifist: 3,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,829thLargest Governments: 3,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,205thHealthiest Citizens: 4,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,765thLowest Crime Rates: 4,983rdLargest Populations: 5,763rdMost Cultured: 6,066thHighest Economic Output: 6,146thNicest Citizens: 6,522ndSmartest Citizens: 6,925thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,059thMost Influential: 7,529thHighest Food Quality: 7,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,726thMost Stationary: 11,743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,982ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,844thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,718thMost Inclusive: 15,297thMost Income Equality: 20,997thMost Developed: 23,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,465th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Tytorian Royal Army and Alsidia.