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The Free Land of Kekktopia

““Damn the Government””

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Kekktopia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.838 billion Kekktopians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kekktopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion Hookers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,199 Hookers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,476,891 per year while the poor average 20,991, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Hookers flood out, citizens must pay to enjoy Kekktopia's pristine beaches, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kekktopia's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kekktopia is ranked 1,683rd in the world and 11th in Lands End for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 30,583.18 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,364thMost Armed: 1,607thFattest Citizens: 1,636thLargest Retail Industry: 1,683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,029thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,081stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,766thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,610thLargest Black Market: 3,641stHighest Average Incomes: 3,778thMost Avoided: 4,287thMost Efficient Economies: 4,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,788thRudest Citizens: 5,170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,622ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,665thMost Patriotic: 8,645thMost Secular: 8,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,845thHighest Economic Output: 9,669thSmartest Citizens: 12,803rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,685thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,933rdLargest Governments: 14,604thMost Stationary: 18,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,688thMost Cultured: 20,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 22,447thLargest Mining Sector: 23,275th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the region

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