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The Constitutional Monarchy of Keeping Watch

“We Will Endure”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Constitutional Monarchy of Keeping Watch is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.717 billion Keeping Watchians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The very strong Keeping Watchian economy, worth 78.2 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 45,548 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,907 per year while the poor average 9,319, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Keeping Watchians, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keeping Watch's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keeping Watch is ranked 128,802nd in the world and 2,098th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,266.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,001stLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,282ndBest Weather: 24,497th
Least Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionMost Inclusive: 184th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 309th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 315th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 388th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 391st in the regionRudest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 447th in the region

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