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The Federal Commonwealth of Kazakh Astana

“T Act'h' mq Alqb”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Venice

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Commonwealth of Kazakh Astana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amr Tmr with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.185 billion Astan are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhqqal' Bȳyev'ctah'. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Astan economy, worth a remarkable 3,886 trillion Tehqqrals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 423,181 Tehqqrals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and the official Astan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kazakh Astana's national animal is the Astan Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alqreamqỳtem.

Kazakh Astana is ranked 3,159th in the world and 1st in Venice for Highest Economic Output, with 3,886 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Poor Incomes: 145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 260thLargest Black Market: 462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 486thHighest Average Incomes: 628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658thMost Advanced Public Education: 885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,016thLargest Governments: 1,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,485thMost Developed: 1,512thSmartest Citizens: 1,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,183rdMost Inclusive: 2,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,287thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,401stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,832ndRudest Citizens: 2,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,083rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,094thHighest Economic Output: 3,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,983rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,243rdMost Secular: 7,422ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,242ndBest Weather: 12,040thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,122ndMost Income Equality: 14,714thMost Cultured: 18,109th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the region

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