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The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Council of Noteworthy Nations

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kawaii-Chan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.933 billion Kawaii Villagers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion Moe Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,529 Moe Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown. Kawaii Village's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vintonyism.

Kawaii Village is ranked 239,732nd in the world and 3rd in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17.09 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 974thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,564thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,721stLargest Black Market: 5,506thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,288thMost Cultured: 7,743rdMost Secular: 8,264thLargest Governments: 8,352ndMost Inclusive: 8,530thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,488thMost Pacifist: 10,654thNicest Citizens: 10,769thHighest Economic Output: 11,125thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,737thMost Developed: 11,947thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,664thHighest Average Incomes: 15,517thMost Efficient Economies: 15,529thSmartest Citizens: 16,038thMost Stationary: 16,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,613thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,660thMost Influential: 20,747thHighest Drug Use: 23,969th

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