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The Troupiers of Kawaii Schoolgirl

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Troupiers of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.757 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,572 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 35,768th in the world and 921st in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,332.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 874thLargest Black Market: 1,949thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,016thHighest Average Incomes: 6,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,761stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,905thMost Cultured: 7,200thMost Developed: 7,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,903rdLargest Governments: 9,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,872ndHighest Economic Output: 10,104thSmartest Citizens: 10,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,293rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,550thLowest Crime Rates: 12,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,086thBest Weather: 16,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,869thLargest Retail Industry: 20,616th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 135th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 149th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 184th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 249th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionLargest Populations: 294th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 409th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 449th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 545th in the region

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