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The Free Land of Kaulankiland


Category: Anarchy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Free Land of Kaulankiland is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 320 million Kaulankites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The powerhouse Kaulankian economy, worth 26.5 trillion units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 82,729 units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,910 per year while the poor average 15,686, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Kaulankian pirates, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kaulankiland's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaulankiland is ranked 228,491st in the world and 9,865th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,152ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,224thMost Influential: 5,793rdFattest Citizens: 6,438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,417thRudest Citizens: 7,895thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,976thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,146thLargest Mining Sector: 16,806thLargest Retail Industry: 17,290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,878thMost Politically Free: 22,091stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,542ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,045th
Largest Gambling Industry: 99th in the regionMost Politically Free: 106th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 207th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 320th in the regionRudest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 407th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 485th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 489th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 503rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 583rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 606th in the regionMost Avoided: 629th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 634th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 721st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 755th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 812th in the regionMost Extreme: 935th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,097th in the region

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