Spotlight on:
The Garden Isle of Kauai |
“Anish Kapoor”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Big Island |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Garden Isle of Kauai is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kamea Manaloa Waiola with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.681 billion Kauaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lihue. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kauaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion kalas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,710 kalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime is totally unknown. Kauai's national animal is the Chelychelynechen quassus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Goddess Violet.
Kauai is ranked 174,402nd in the world and 4th in Big Island for Most Stationary, with 90.39033798348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Kauai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Kamea Manaloa Waiola.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.