Spotlight on:
The Generation Kill of Kastonvia |
“We don’t shoot dogs, we shoot people.”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.226 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 973 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.
Kastonvia is ranked 41,459th in the world and 1,420th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia.
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Marlducro.
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Rex Republic.
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Queendom of Mystiquelle.
- : Kastonvia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia.
- : Kastonvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Kastonvia was endorsed by The United States of South Parter.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 67 » Pallaith, Neptunian Military Administration, Petronellania, Halsoni, Ayuzhhhhh, Arostica, Bagojo, Mallyna, Dreadton, United Orange Valley States, Bedsonya, Kainin, Alogiada, Kwaj, PlanetMercury, Corfad, Varisland, United Kahndaq, Castle In Confidence, Shibutani, Germanic Cat, Texaska, New Atlantico, The Resoland, Aerilia, Pribaltic Union, Vertigoism, Jeltronian WA Mission, Republiqueducroissant, Ereena, Oannia, Zandos, North Bratislava, PwRepublic, Laforeia, Arucaria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Omnistria, Deliber, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Kaschovia, Armonker, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Zelenaya Dolina, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, Valentine Z, Russila, and 17 others.Loutsland, Pineappleistania, Lionsroar, Altivia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, CyberEgypt, Ethnon, Esperonia, Darkanistan, South Parter, Nu Elysium, Notyoutopia, Mystiquelle, Rex Republic, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, and Zerentopia.