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The Generation Kill of Kastonvia

“We donít shoot dogs, we shoot people.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.791 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 782 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,169 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 98,858th in the world and 2,719th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 165,924 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,382ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,245thHealthiest Citizens: 6,434thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,713thSafest: 6,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,748thMost Developed: 7,954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,194thNicest Citizens: 8,334thBest Weather: 8,586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,737thSmartest Citizens: 9,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,451stMost Inclusive: 12,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,206thLargest Governments: 12,328thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,355thMost Pacifist: 12,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,933rdHighest Food Quality: 13,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,406thMost Secular: 13,507thLowest Crime Rates: 14,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,267thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,521stMost Efficient Economies: 20,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,142ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,185thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,900th
Largest Welfare Programs: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 338th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 369th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 395th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 399th in the regionSafest: 404th in the regionMost Influential: 422nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 433rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 458th in the regionBest Weather: 458th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 467th in the regionNicest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Secular: 530th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 593rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 598th in the regionLargest Governments: 619th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 647th in the regionMost Pacifist: 679th in the regionMost Inclusive: 687th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 693rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 709th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 735th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 812th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 824th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 874th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 900th in the region

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