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The Socialist Reich of Kartof

“Güvəndiyimiz Tanrılara”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Aros Elyium

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Socialist Reich of Kartof is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Reichsführer Vasiliy Morozov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.525 billion Kartofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotes Kartoffelgebäude. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kartofian economy, worth 256 trillion Kartofian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,958 Kartofian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Kartof are born in the purple, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, many friends and relatives of Reichsführer Vasiliy Morozov have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kartof's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zunism.

Kartof is ranked 10,065th in the world and 11th in Aros Elyium for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,647.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 607thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,526thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,086thMost Primitive: 3,131stMost Armed: 3,132ndMost Devout: 3,463rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,769thNudest: 6,726thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,859thLargest Black Market: 9,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,845thTop
Most Developed: 13,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,216thMost Efficient Economies: 16,915thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,928thMost Cultured: 20,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,071stLargest Governments: 21,436thLowest Crime Rates: 21,902ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,085thMost Authoritarian: 23,913th
Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Roylaii, Satriana, Chazzaland, Isomedia, Pangurstan, and Kreigswaffe.