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The Book of Karl H Marx

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The Book of Karl H Marx is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Karl H Marx with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.813 billion Marxists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxgrad. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion Roebels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,078 Roebels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karl H Marx's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Karl H Marx is ranked 99,133^rd in the world and 1^st in 1972 Munich Olympics for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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