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The Borderland Queendom of Karistina

“Strong and Stubborn”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Non Binary Safe Space

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Borderland Queendom of Karistina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Karistina Rajem with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.902 billion Karistinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Industry and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Karistinan economy, worth 720 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 18,508 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Karistina Rajem a filthy revisionist traitor, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karistina's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Karistina is ranked 64,457th in the world and 6th in Non Binary Safe Space for Highest Drug Use, scoring 89.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Best Weather: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 29thMost Cheerful Citizens: 42ndLongest Average Lifespans: 66thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 227thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 241stLargest Governments: 276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 336thSafest: 342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 424thMost Pacifist: 636thSmartest Citizens: 685thHighest Food Quality: 786thLargest Populations: 914thNicest Citizens: 954thLowest Crime Rates: 1,148thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,363rdMost Inclusive: 4,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,497thMost Income Equality: 9,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,293rdTop
Most Secular: 13,485th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

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