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The Kard Pharm of Kard Pharmer 3

“Wee Pharm Kaaardz”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Fields

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Kard Pharm of Kard Pharmer 3 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kard Pharmer Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.092 billion Kard Pharmers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kard Pharm. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kard Pharmer economy, worth 113 trillion Kards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,339 Kards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kard Pharmer 3's national animal is the Pharmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kard Pharmer 3 is ranked 238,190th in the world and 3rd in Fields for Smartest Citizens, with 13.61 quips per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,001stTop
Most Authoritarian: 16,803rdBest Weather: 24,584th

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