Spotlight on:
The Holy Empire of Kaputsylstan |
“Deus Vult”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Holy Empire of Kaputsylstan is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.782 billion Kaputsylstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaputsylstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,290 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.
Locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the term "Native Kaputsylstanian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaputsylstan's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kaputsylstan is ranked 97,960th in the world and 99th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 449.2091222282 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaputsylstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, the term "Native Kaputsylstanian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, people are always able to look each other in the eye.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Kaputsylstan, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt.