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The Holy Empire of Kaputsylstan

“Deus Vult”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Holy Empire of Kaputsylstan is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.782 billion Kaputsylstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputsylstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,290 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the term "Native Kaputsylstanian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaputsylstan's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kaputsylstan is ranked 97,960th in the world and 99th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 449.2091222282 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 889thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,599thMost Devout: 2,841stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,291stLowest Crime Rates: 6,197thMost Authoritarian: 6,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,686thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,723rdLargest Black Market: 7,915thMost Patriotic: 8,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,408thMost Conservative: 11,546thMost Developed: 13,935thLargest Governments: 14,725thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,423rdHighest Economic Output: 17,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,166thHealthiest Citizens: 18,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,068th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the region

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