Spotlight on:
The Shot Through the Heart of Kaoss |
“You Give Love a Bad Name.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Spiritus |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Shot Through the Heart of Kaoss is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jon Bovi with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.652 billion KaossiKs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leedle Beach. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaossian economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion JonBons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 190,341 JonBons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Kaoss's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PolyNecroTheism.
Kaoss is ranked 278,406th in the world and 146th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 7.2381550898 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
- : Kaoss applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, President Jon Bovi is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Kaoss, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.