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The Federal Republic of Kanycta

“Cabbage International is not a cult.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.315 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 129 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,447 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kanyctan mussels the biggest in 10000 Islands, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 23,694th in the world and 411th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 56.38 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,187thMost Influential: 4,628thNicest Citizens: 6,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,561stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,017thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,246thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,783rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,859thMost Secular: 10,065thMost Inclusive: 10,446thMost Armed: 11,343rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,210thHighest Food Quality: 13,257thTop
Best Weather: 13,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,760thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,094thMost Developed: 15,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,606thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,096thMost Cultured: 19,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,380thSafest: 23,665thSmartest Citizens: 23,694thMost Efficient Economies: 24,450thLargest Governments: 25,137th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 119th in the regionNicest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the region

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