The Federal Republic of Kanycta
“Cabbage International is not a cult.”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: 10000 Islands
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.315 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 129 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,447 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kanyctan mussels the biggest in 10000 Islands, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kanycta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kanyctan mussels the biggest in 10000 Islands.
- : Kanycta was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Kanycta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Kanycta, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
Endorsements Received: 50 » Namakan, The Soylent Green Party, Faradova, Macrasetia, Dustwind, The Galactic American Imperium, Grimmywelsh, Krystalveil, Maconshinbernititte, Free Land of Rebellium, Alski, The Democratic State Of Josora, Fractethyst, Cynpeon, Kaprein, Houbur, Republic of Libriano, Murphtannia, Dishind, Liberdon, Ilfarasia, Hashari Darussalam, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Ear Exploder 9000, Vivolkha, Solsevara, Greater Theowherveld, Markanite, Coldian, Jaegerpondonia, Rog Mily, Dolorado, Lisokyo, United Kolance, Greater Etherial, Feinlin, Northern African Sahara, Kam-Chatka, Schezlandia, YesIdowantcalamarithanks, Clialaad, Natermishia, Akranius, Syedians, Anollasia, Mucaglana, Reformed Imperis, Pickens Nation, Boroii, and Achessia.