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The Feline Kingdom of Kannibal Kats

“Give us all the treats”

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The Feline Kingdom of Kannibal Kats is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Laranxu with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.784 billion Kannibal Katsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llesswyer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannibal Katsian economy, worth 238 trillion Nuggets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,944 Nuggets, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

King Laranxu can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, rumor has it that King Laranxu has won three lotteries in a row, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannibal Kats's national animal is the Butler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paths of The Moons.

Kannibal Kats is ranked 286,515^th in the world and 11,333^rd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 14.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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