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The Federal Republic of Kanlidia

“Ya can't undone whatcha done did”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.142 billion Kanlidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Kias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,628 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, almost all products in Kanlidia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 3,011th in the world and 147th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.89 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 274thNicest Citizens: 281stMost Inclusive: 341stMost Pacifist: 387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429thBest Weather: 488thMost Valuable International Artwork: 514thMost Cheerful Citizens: 546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 626thMost Beautiful Environments: 636thMost Developed: 638thMost Influential: 670thMost Efficient Economies: 723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 731stHealthiest Citizens: 797thMost Cultured: 842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 907thMost Rebellious Youth: 959thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,020thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,116thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,160thLargest Governments: 1,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,316thSmartest Citizens: 1,357thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,804thSafest: 1,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,039thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,105thLowest Crime Rates: 3,011thHighest Average Incomes: 4,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,035thHighest Economic Output: 5,811thMost Secular: 7,891stMost Stationary: 8,100thTop
Nudest: 10,779th
Nicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 195th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionNudest: 388th in the regionMost Secular: 430th in the regionLargest Populations: 467th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 827th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 874th in the regionRudest Citizens: 919th in the region

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