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The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth

“Get me out of this place”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.091 billion Kalmarthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmarthian economy, worth a remarkable 4,809 trillion Dongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 251,924 Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Kalmarth, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kalmarth's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmarth is ranked 886th in the world and 8th in Eladen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,438.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 886thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,000thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,052ndFattest Citizens: 1,405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,685thLargest Mining Sector: 1,778thMost Secular: 2,067thHighest Economic Output: 2,208thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,375thHighest Average Incomes: 3,422ndMost Avoided: 3,469thLargest Retail Industry: 3,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,642ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,225thLargest Black Market: 5,348thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,730thMost Efficient Economies: 6,151stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,113thNudest: 7,453rdLargest Populations: 8,602ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,396thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,693rdSmartest Citizens: 10,322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,608thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,764thLowest Crime Rates: 15,016thMost Influential: 16,130thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,749thRudest Citizens: 22,949th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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