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The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth

“Get me out of this place”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.422 billion Kalmarthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmarthian economy, worth a remarkable 5,528 trillion Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,098 Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, immigrants who don't like the taste of Kalmarthian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kalmarth's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmarth is ranked 10,132nd in the world and 13th in Eladen for Most Patriotic, with 45.7 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Insurance Industry: 734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 948thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,585thFattest Citizens: 1,597thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,665thLargest Mining Sector: 1,917thHighest Economic Output: 2,100thMost Secular: 2,219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,502ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,576thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,320thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,477thHighest Average Incomes: 3,563rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,179thLargest Black Market: 4,284thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,161stMost Efficient Economies: 6,766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,096thMost Avoided: 7,293rdNudest: 7,805thLargest Populations: 8,087thRudest Citizens: 8,824thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,198thSmartest Citizens: 9,543rdMost Patriotic: 10,132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,675thMost Influential: 12,101stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,311thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,580thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,707thMost Stationary: 22,074thMost Developed: 23,121stLargest Governments: 24,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,151st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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