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The Most Serene Republic of Kallassius

“We'll make pearls of ourselves yet.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Most Serene Republic of Kallassius is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Avery Athainion with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.822 billion Kallassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celhaveniir. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kallassian economy, worth 110 trillion Flowers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,725 Flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallassius's national animal is the Kallassian White Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kallassius is ranked 22,139th in the world and 728th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,741.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,086thTop
Most Influential: 3,469thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,073rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,182ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,780thMost Pacifist: 5,978thSafest: 7,981stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,221stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,391stNicest Citizens: 12,478thMost Inclusive: 14,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,973rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,199thMost Cultured: 18,249thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,851stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,929thSmartest Citizens: 21,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,139thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,570thMost Income Equality: 22,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,731stBest Weather: 24,111th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 140th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 182nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 183rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 210th in the regionMost Pacifist: 214th in the regionSafest: 272nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 443rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 449th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Inclusive: 505th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 515th in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 550th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 562nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 645th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 728th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 740th in the regionBest Weather: 776th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 807th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 813th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 821st in the region

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