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The Kingdom of Kalix

“För Sverige - i tiden”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Maritimes

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Kingdom of Kalix is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 37.171 billion Kalixians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Göteborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kalixian economy, worth a remarkable 4,879 trillion kronors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,266 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kalixian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Kalix's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalix is ranked 244,913th in the world and 42nd in The Maritimes for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

Least Corrupt Governments: 79thNudest: 149thMost Beautiful Environments: 182ndMost Pacifist: 228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 269thSafest: 271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 272ndMost Cultured: 272ndMost Rebellious Youth: 288thSmartest Citizens: 304thLargest Governments: 481stLargest Publishing Industry: 550thNicest Citizens: 673rdLargest Populations: 761stMost Secular: 839thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,099thMost Stationary: 1,347thMost Inclusive: 1,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,508thLowest Crime Rates: 1,645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,970thHighest Economic Output: 2,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,390thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,334thMost Influential: 3,981stBest Weather: 5,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,412thHealthiest Citizens: 11,437thTop
Most Income Equality: 17,864thHighest Average Incomes: 19,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,470th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the region

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