Spotlight on:
The Democratic Federation of Kaldu |
“Capricious fate has no power over us”
Category: Iron Fist Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The Communist Bloc |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Democratic Federation of Kaldu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Senkurru bit Khamourabi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.328 billion Kashdim are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babilim. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kashdu economy, worth 707 trillion kaspus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 163,585 kaspus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaldu's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kinutuism.
Kaldu is ranked 66,134th in the world and 133rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 730.85121975492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaldu was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, Kashdu tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, billion-kaspu sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
- : Kaldu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, one can wake up in Kaldu and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Kaldu, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » Shamian, Soviet State of Covernant, Kethania, Exania, Saxxony, Sith Isles, Saint Scarlett, Karelianastan, Borealian Communes, Southwest America, Dacaro, Pajonia, Brauengen, Phallas, Agania, Likhinia, Kahrianland, Techno Socialystiche, Walthracia, Holy Palestine, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Carrico, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, VR Leona, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, UNIOS, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.