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The Kindness land of Kalaykanah

“Your joy - Our happiness.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Kindness land of Kalaykanah is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trịnh Thùy Vy with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.416 billion Kalaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienase-Tawania. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaykanahian economy, worth 140 trillion Yaans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,209 Yaans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Trịnh Thùy Vy's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Trịnh Thùy Vy holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, and Trịnh Thùy Vy's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaykanah's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Kalaykanah is ranked 279,929th in the world and 5,181st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 6.4613847536 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,330thNicest Citizens: 12,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,055thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,027thTop
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Most Inclusive: 20,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,189thMost Devout: 26,621stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28,105thHighest Food Quality: 29,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,631st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 234th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 312th in the regionNicest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 336th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Devout: 453rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 522nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 534th in the region

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