Spotlight on:
The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan |
“Here We Were Born, Here We Will Die.”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Chakhrander Cruz with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.161 billion Kalayans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moharlikya City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.
The all-consuming Kalayan economy, worth 115 trillion Rupers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 99,424 Rupers, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Kalayan justice, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over KalayaPaan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KalayaPaan's national animal is the Kalayan Mighty Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.
KalayaPaan is ranked 276,055th in the world and 3,516th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 10.59 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KalayaPaan, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over KalayaPaan.
- : Following new legislation in KalayaPaan, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : KalayaPaan was endorsed by The People's Hindu Matriarchy 🚩 of Shaktirajya.
- : KalayaPaan endorsed The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate.
- : Following new legislation in KalayaPaan, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Kalayan justice.
- : KalayaPaan endorsed The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
- : KalayaPaan was endorsed by The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
- : Following new legislation in KalayaPaan, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in KalayaPaan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in KalayaPaan, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Fujai, Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, CityCity, Varanius, Staneburg, RelentlessPirates, Wickedly evil people, Algueneia, Tropical Isles, Isachile Tum, Fallgriffin, The United Republic of Westend, Win Mints, Laudesia, and Shaktirajya.