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The Protectorate of Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy

“We are Tito”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Philippines

Regional Influence: Squire


The Protectorate of Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.49 billion Filipinos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinagtala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 201,041 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,415,756 per year while the poor average 9,668, a ratio of 146 to 1.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and kids are exceptionally good at digging holes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy's national animal is the Lapu Lapu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Love.

Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy is ranked 1,127th in the world and 1st in Philippines for Most Avoided, scoring 578.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 515thHighest Crime Rates: 543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 825thMost Armed: 995thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,002ndRudest Citizens: 1,021stMost Avoided: 1,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,214thFattest Citizens: 1,296thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,640thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,741stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,833rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,871stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,887thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,435thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,077thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,469thMost Efficient Economies: 5,771stMost Inclusive: 6,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,396thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,260thLargest Mining Sector: 8,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,378thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,926thMost Devout: 10,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,966thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,781stLargest Black Market: 12,860thHighest Economic Output: 13,651stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,721stLargest Governments: 21,652nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

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