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The Union of Kalaspia-Shimarata

“Kalaspia-Shimarata”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Regionless

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Union of Kalaspia-Shimarata is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ghalzfk inshoqna with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.85 billion Kalashi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ipsola-Tserba. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kalashi economy, worth a remarkable 2,597 trillion Kalaspis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,120 Kalaspis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kalaspia-Shimarata's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Kalaspia-Shimarata is ranked 15,964th in the world and 7th in Regionless for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,937.33 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 209thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 854thMost Avoided: 969thMost Armed: 1,060thHighest Crime Rates: 1,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,730thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,052ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,201stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,701stMost Devout: 3,270thFattest Citizens: 3,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,292ndLargest Black Market: 5,510thHighest Economic Output: 7,046thHighest Average Incomes: 7,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,262ndMost Patriotic: 8,331stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,572ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,607thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,258thMost Efficient Economies: 21,555thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,597thSmartest Citizens: 21,666thLargest Populations: 25,337th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

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