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The Commonwealth of Kalaska77

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Commonwealth of Kalaska77 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.581 billion Kalaska77ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grandpa Town. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaska77ian economy, worth 352 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,642 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaska77's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalaska77 is ranked 212,775th in the world and 3,385th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 42.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,632ndMost Influential: 2,729thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,635thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,997thMost Inclusive: 7,386thFattest Citizens: 9,169thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,153rdHighest Food Quality: 12,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,560thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,903rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 22,204thNicest Citizens: 22,583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,472ndMost Cultured: 23,832ndMost Developed: 24,789thSmartest Citizens: 25,708thHighest Drug Use: 27,104thLargest Retail Industry: 27,398thLargest Governments: 29,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 29,281stMost Subsidized Industry: 30,136thHighest Average Incomes: 30,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 30,761st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 149th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 186th in the regionFattest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Inclusive: 213th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 216th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 295th in the regionMost Influential: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 362nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 368th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 372nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 381st in the regionLargest Black Market: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 457th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 504th in the region

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