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The United Socialist States of Kalahana |
“Justice For The Proletariat!”
| Category: Iron Fist Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: The Communist Bloc |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The United Socialist States of Kalahana is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.247 billion Kalahanians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kúlan. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kalahanan economy, worth 728 trillion Kahuis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,546 Kahuis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalahana's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Kalahana is ranked 11,553rd in the world and 228th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.47 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kalahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Kalahana, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Kalahana, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Kalahana, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Kalahana, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Kalahana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Kalahana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Kalahana, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Kalahana, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Kalahana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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