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The Big Gay Union of Kalaascovy

“The Antarctic Cold truly is the Heart of Freedom”

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Location: Balugata

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Big Gay Union of Kalaascovy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Council of Syndics with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.748 billion Kalaascovi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuscow. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaascovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,854 Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Kalaascovy great again. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaascovy's national animal is the Antarctic Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalaascovy is ranked 11,996th in the world and 3rd in Balugata for Most Secular, with 90.14 Atheism Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 3,020thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,966thLargest Black Market: 5,558thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,528thMost Developed: 6,653rdMost Inclusive: 6,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,030thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,348thSmartest Citizens: 7,437thMost Armed: 7,790thHighest Average Incomes: 8,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,149thLargest Governments: 9,659thMost Cultured: 9,745thMost Secular: 11,996thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,275thMost Influential: 12,597thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,931stLargest Retail Industry: 13,265thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,468thNicest Citizens: 14,000thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,388thHighest Drug Use: 15,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,695thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,499thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,093rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,484thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,693rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

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