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The The Most Serene Republic of Kakawa


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The The Most Serene Republic of Kakawa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir P Rior with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.849 billion Kakawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The Kakawan economy, worth 109 trillion Mauveines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,132 Mauveines, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kakawan mussels the biggest in The East Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kakawa's national animal is the Pangolin.

Kakawa is ranked 229,669th in the world and 9,365th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Publishing Industry: 24,821stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,811th
Largest Publishing Industry: 731st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 807th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 913th in the region

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