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The United States of KaizerFOUNDATION is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Furry Twink Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.103 billion Foundatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pink n White. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foundatian economy, worth 126 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,648 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, equality looks curiously unequal, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KaizerFOUNDATION's national animal is the Femboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KaizerFOUNDATION is ranked 248,776^th in the world and 10^th in Femboy for Most Conservative, scoring 39.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.