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The Commonwealth of Kaintucky |
“Deo Gratiam Habeamus”
Category: Tyranny by Majority | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Developing |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Sophia |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Commonwealth of Kaintucky is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 176 million Kaintucks enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Kaintuck economy, worth 6.60 trillion Kaintuck Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,526 Kaintuck Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kaintucks believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaintucky's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kaintucky is ranked 88,745th in the world and 180th in Sophia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,279.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kaintucky changed its national nation type to "Commonwealth".
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Kaintucky, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
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Kaintucky, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
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Kaintucky, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
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Kaintucky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Least Corrupt Governments.
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Kaintucky changed its national nation type to "Kingdom".
- : Following new legislation in
Kaintucky, Kaintucks believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
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Kaintucky, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
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Kaintucky, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
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Kaintucky, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.