The Kingdom of Kaigi
“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.841 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,348 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 389,472 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, Kaigians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
- : Kaigi was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Lord Blake wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, billions of Flabbergasts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Sharktopus Nebula.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Kingdom of Vaskeden.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Free Land of Northern Celavon.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vaskeden.
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