The Kingdom of Kaigi
“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.948 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 12,977 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 371,342 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, foreign musicians that Lord Blake dislikes are turned away at the border, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, foreign musicians that Lord Blake dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
- : Kaigi endorsed The People's Republic of Halaethaed Commune.
- : Kaigi endorsed The United Kingdom of Moszce-Walvard.
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