The Kingdom of Kaigi
“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 37.807 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 15,147 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 400,658 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Kaigi endorsed The United States of Briscathe New.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The United States of Briscathe New.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs.
- : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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