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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.841 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,348 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 389,472 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, Kaigians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 238,714th in the world and 8,368th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.72 Obesity Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9thNicest Citizens: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 17thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 45thMost Developed: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thMost Pacifist: 100thMost Rebellious Youth: 105thMost Efficient Economies: 140thLowest Crime Rates: 148thLargest Publishing Industry: 183rdMost Inclusive: 197thHighest Economic Output: 200thMost Cultured: 263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 275thLargest Gambling Industry: 366thMost Corrupt Governments: 388thMost Stationary: 527thLargest Governments: 685thLargest Populations: 845thHighest Average Incomes: 876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 971stMost Devout: 1,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,519thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,534thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,757thMost Influential: 1,984thSmartest Citizens: 2,203rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,069thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,212thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,786thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21,234th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 646th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 684th in the region

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