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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.447 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,380 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 377,465 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 331st in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 30,631.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 142ndLowest Crime Rates: 152ndMost Inclusive: 225thHighest Poor Incomes: 226thHighest Economic Output: 226thLargest Publishing Industry: 231stMost Cultured: 320thLargest Gambling Industry: 331stMost Corrupt Governments: 393rdMost Stationary: 552ndLargest Governments: 749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 851stLargest Populations: 873rdHighest Average Incomes: 938thMost Devout: 1,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,386thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,556thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,659thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,663rdMost Influential: 1,668thMost Developed: 1,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,822ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,150thSmartest Citizens: 3,333rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,879thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,551stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,617thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,844thMost Income Equality: 18,262nd
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 320th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 570th in the regionNudest: 830th in the region

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