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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 31.914 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 10,940 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 342,816 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Lord Blake's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 1,067th in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 90.53 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Pacifist: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 124thHighest Economic Output: 248thMost Inclusive: 279thLowest Crime Rates: 304thMost Corrupt Governments: 434thLargest Publishing Industry: 497thHighest Poor Incomes: 501stMost Cultured: 600thMost Stationary: 617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thLargest Populations: 923rdHighest Average Incomes: 961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 975thMost Devout: 1,036thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,067thMost Influential: 1,152ndLargest Governments: 1,252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,580thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,086thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,956thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,843rd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 336th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 605th in the region

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