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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.948 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 12,977 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 371,342 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, foreign musicians that Lord Blake dislikes are turned away at the border, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 176th in the world and 3rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 230.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 6thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Rebellious Youth: 85thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 95thMost Efficient Economies: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 176thMost Inclusive: 215thHighest Economic Output: 230thLargest Publishing Industry: 234thHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdLargest Gambling Industry: 316thMost Cultured: 335thMost Corrupt Governments: 394thMost Stationary: 558thLargest Governments: 840thLargest Populations: 868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 926thHighest Average Incomes: 967thMost Devout: 1,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,239thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,423rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,488thMost Influential: 1,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,007thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,139thMost Developed: 3,423rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,800thSmartest Citizens: 4,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,854thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,882ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,743rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,577th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 244th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 531st in the region

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