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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 37.807 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 15,147 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 400,658 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 18th in the world and 1st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,959.17 tourists per hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9thMost Developed: 12thNicest Citizens: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 15thLongest Average Lifespans: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 47thHighest Food Quality: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 84thMost Pacifist: 104thMost Rebellious Youth: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 130thMost Efficient Economies: 147thLargest Publishing Industry: 153rdMost Inclusive: 177thHighest Economic Output: 190thMost Cultured: 230thHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 384thLargest Gambling Industry: 404thMost Stationary: 515thLargest Governments: 610thLargest Populations: 838thHighest Average Incomes: 852ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,266thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,302ndMost Devout: 1,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,486thSmartest Citizens: 1,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,567thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,739thMost Influential: 1,934thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,831stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,217thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 22,135thMost Income Equality: 22,897th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 567th in the regionNudest: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 708th in the region

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