The Kingdom of Kaigi
“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.346 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 17,578 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 425,152 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Kaigi is ranked 8,801st in the world and 164th in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 473,256 Standard Monetary Units.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, most pop videos prominently feature the Kaigian flag.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
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