The Kingdom of Kaigi
“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.447 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,380 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 377,465 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, recognizing the Kaigian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, edutainment video games are taking Kaigi's students to the next level.
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