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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.346 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 17,578 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 425,152 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 8,801st in the world and 164th in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 473,256 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thBest Weather: 9thMost Developed: 15thNicest Citizens: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thLongest Average Lifespans: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 54thHighest Food Quality: 82ndMost Beautiful Environments: 97thLowest Crime Rates: 115thMost Pacifist: 117thLargest Publishing Industry: 121stMost Rebellious Youth: 136thMost Efficient Economies: 165thHighest Economic Output: 173rdMost Cultured: 198thMost Inclusive: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 241stMost Corrupt Governments: 359thMost Stationary: 463rdLargest Gambling Industry: 526thLargest Governments: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 778thLargest Populations: 795thSmartest Citizens: 1,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,146thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndMost Devout: 1,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,000thMost Influential: 2,169thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,323rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,634thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,870thTop
Most Income Equality: 21,357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,831st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 452nd in the regionNudest: 493rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 603rd in the region

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