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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 32.279 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 11,135 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 344,968 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and Bowerstone spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 27,393rd in the world and 747th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 49.79 Quips Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 44thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Pacifist: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 117thLargest Gambling Industry: 154thHighest Economic Output: 246thMost Inclusive: 282ndLowest Crime Rates: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 415thLargest Publishing Industry: 437thHighest Poor Incomes: 450thMost Cultured: 528thMost Stationary: 622ndLargest Populations: 915thHighest Average Incomes: 955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 974thMost Devout: 1,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndLargest Governments: 1,271stMost Influential: 1,356thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,565thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,000thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,265thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,408th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionMost Developed: 513th in the regionNudest: 593rd in the region

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