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The United States of Kafeine

“Unity is strength”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Kafeine is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.197 billion Kafeineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markhor Royal City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kafeinean economy, worth 134 trillion niquels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,965 niquels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kafeine Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, the Kafeinean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafeine's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kafeine is ranked 40,260th in the world and 1,292nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,457.05 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,199thTop
Most Influential: 3,203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,270thMost Armed: 9,770thTop
Most Developed: 14,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,000thLargest Retail Industry: 19,518thMost Cultured: 19,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,732ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,200thMost Inclusive: 22,347thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,573rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,856thSmartest Citizens: 23,161st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionMost Armed: 242nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 401st in the regionMost Influential: 405th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 551st in the regionMost Cultured: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 620th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 642nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 656th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 670th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 689th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 695th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 704th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 705th in the regionLargest Governments: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 788th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 788th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 806th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 814th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 820th in the region

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