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The Confederacy of Kadakk

“Pride and Bananas.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom

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The Confederacy of Kadakk is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 193 million Kadakkis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The Kadakki economy, worth 11.2 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,037 Shillings, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, criminals are thrown to the kiwis to repay their debt to society, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Kadakk flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kadakk's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kadakk is ranked 120,827th in the world and 93rd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,627.88 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Primitive: 15,515thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,887th
Most Primitive: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the region

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