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The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa

“Slowly, though not quite surely”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Squire


The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.784 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 572 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,651 Guardivaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, tourists call Kachikawawan beach towns "the fine coastline", and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 36,227th in the world and 413th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,904.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,825thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,056thTop
Safest: 2,917thMost Pacifist: 4,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,181stNicest Citizens: 7,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,968thBest Weather: 8,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,192ndHighest Food Quality: 9,224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,240thMost Cultured: 9,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,086thMost Inclusive: 10,129thHealthiest Citizens: 10,788thMost Developed: 10,924thLowest Crime Rates: 11,294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,771stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,495thTop
Largest Governments: 14,082ndSmartest Citizens: 15,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,113thMost Efficient Economies: 22,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,852ndMost Secular: 25,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 26,570th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 136th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 144th in the region

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