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The British Colony of Kabagoland

“Freedom will always blossom.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The British Colony of Kabagoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.808 billion Kabagolandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port New Victoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabagolandian economy, worth 533 trillion Voyars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,125 Voyars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, warning signs caution Kabagolandians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabagoland's national animal is the Orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Britishism.

Kabagoland is ranked 73,357th in the world and 276th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 644.29533765072 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,533rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,360thMost Patriotic: 7,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,044thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,029thTop
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Best Weather: 15,089thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,023rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,793rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,836thLargest Black Market: 23,153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,060thMost Devout: 24,378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,778thHighest Average Incomes: 26,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 28,468th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the region

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