Spotlight on:
The British Colony of Kabagoland |
“Freedom will always blossom.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: 10000 Islands |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The British Colony of Kabagoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.808 billion Kabagolandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port New Victoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Kabagolandian economy, worth 533 trillion Voyars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,125 Voyars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, warning signs caution Kabagolandians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabagoland's national animal is the Orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Britishism.
Kabagoland is ranked 73,357th in the world and 276th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 644.29533765072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kabagoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, warning signs caution Kabagolandians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : Kabagoland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Kabagoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in Kabagoland, Orangutans that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.