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The Imperial Empire of Justizikistan

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The Imperial Empire of Justizikistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Herr Kaiskanzler with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.572 billion Justizikistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Justizikstania. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Justizikistanian economy, worth 301 trillion Atoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,027 Atoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Justizikistan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Justizikistan is ranked 257,487^th in the world and 8^th in The Farindallian Tazannese Coalition for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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