The Grossly Incompetent Nation of Just Vale 2
“Peace and Justice”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Grossly Incompetent Nation of Just Vale 2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by George Michael with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.581 billion Valiants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radiotown. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Just Vale 2ian economy, worth 160 trillion Kakapos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,751 Kakapos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Just Vale 2's national animal is the Refridgerator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Just Vale 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
- : Just Vale 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Just Vale 2 was endorsed by The Queendom of Encurage.
- : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
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