Spotlight on:
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of June beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of June beetles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.462 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Junian economy, worth a remarkable 1,974 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 264,571 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Junian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, money grows on trees, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. June beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
June beetles is ranked 975th in the world and 95th in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.99 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, Junian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.