The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights
“The State is a Magnificent Father”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.875 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 189,743 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, Jovian Knights is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Ofira.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Empire of Picairn.
- : Jovian Knights was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Jovian Knights was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, Jovian Knights is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
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