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The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights

“The State is a Magnificent Father”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.875 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 189,743 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, Jovian Knights is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 189,554th in the world and 8,576th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 165.29 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Secular: 609thMost Influential: 658thMost Pacifist: 1,366thSafest: 1,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,641stMost Developed: 1,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,840thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,150thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,156thLargest Governments: 2,287thBest Weather: 2,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,374thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,385thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,570thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,692ndSmartest Citizens: 3,148thHealthiest Citizens: 3,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,313thMost Inclusive: 3,367thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,792ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,936thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,496thNicest Citizens: 5,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,430thMost Efficient Economies: 6,547thHighest Average Incomes: 7,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,685thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,542ndMost Cultured: 19,615th
Most Secular: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionMost Inclusive: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 234th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 281st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 298th in the regionNicest Citizens: 312th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 361st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 486th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 515th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 783rd in the regionLargest Populations: 889th in the region

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