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The Pitbull-owned party island of Jossel

“Patience, passion, and perseverance equals success”

Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Page

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The Pitbull-owned party island of Jossel is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 588 million Pitbull fans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Worldwide Casino Kodak Meeting Room. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The powerhouse Pitbull-sponsored economy, worth 58.0 trillion Pitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,616 Pitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jossel's national animal is the Badass Sword-Wielding Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jossel is ranked 210,967th in the world and 350th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -137.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,315thLargest Retail Industry: 3,503rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,593rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,772ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,105thMost Influential: 7,071stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,552ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 15,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,667thHighest Drug Use: 15,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,744thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,434thMost Inclusive: 19,472ndHighest Crime Rates: 22,233rdMost Armed: 22,981st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 65 » Duby, Balan Bar, Socialist Platypus, Pervincia, Cle Brait, Liberto-Ancapistan, Charville, Lislandia, Aelandi, Primis Tenebris, Kurczak Mielony, Gatorstan, GreatBritannia, Land of Legacy, Nova Briton, Stustu, Cyzixraqab, Xavier The 1, El Blurkistan, Saint Killebrew, Erithian, Vivenxistan, Hubdova, The Free City of Nelson, Bohseon, Space Nudists, Wakaru, Tolerian Empire, Deblar, Creditopia, The Psittacines, Skoorb, Bothenry, Hockeyyekcoh, Werstonal, BadBitchVille, Clownclub, Suryadweep Islands, Scrogunch, Nibelia, Free Azell, Kursibar, Ciapore, Hamptoria, Devonigondwana, GibmeMoney, Seolia, Oktadonia, Saraai, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, and 15 others.Eastern Starbowie, Loveable Dogs, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Sweola, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Untied States of Matter, Cramboria, Redamia, Covoicotheval, Zuelong, United Cyber Tech, Kliffoj, Great Luirokitanea, and Swiss Hommousionopia.