Spotlight on:
![]() |
The Dáxlamic Chorepiscopate of Jordanya |
“Uplift the spirits of the gentle hearted.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Struggling |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Declansburg |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Dáxlamic Chorepiscopate of Jordanya is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lỷderis Bradford John with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.207 billion Jordanyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordanya. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Jordanyan economy, worth 102 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 19,608 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Jordanyan language, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordanya's national animal is the Jordanyan Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
Jordanya is ranked 172,053rd in the world and 132nd in Declansburg for Smartest Citizens, with 27.94 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Jordanyan language.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- :
Jordanya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- :
Jordanya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordanya, the children of Jordanya are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.