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The Kingdom of Jordanistani

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The Kingdom of Jordanistani is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.086 billion Jordanistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jeddah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The strong Jordanistanian economy, worth 69.7 trillion Jordanian Linarias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,217 Jordanian Linarias, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordanistani's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jordanistani is ranked 154,619^th in the world and 9^th in Weffle for Largest Black Market, with 117 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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