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The Colony of Jordan X Seattle

“Never mess with Black Jesus again!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Obama Moment

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The Colony of Jordan X Seattle is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 787 million Jordan X Seattleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jordan X Seattlean economy, worth 31.7 trillion Yafs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,246 Yafs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Jordan X Seattle look to be the happiest ones, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, Jordan X Seattlean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordan X Seattle's national animal is the That Black Cat.

Jordan X Seattle is ranked 134,650th in the world and 533rd in Obama Moment for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.74 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Conservative: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 63rd in the regionMost Primitive: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the region

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