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The Holy Empire of Jonglergenekon

“Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Holy Empire of Jonglergenekon is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 379 million Jonglerites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perungrad. The average income tax rate is 81.3%.

The powerhouse Jonglerite economy, worth 38.3 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,096 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonglergenekon's national animal is the Skinwalker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonglergenekon is ranked 190,278th in the world and 8,996th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 22.88 quips per hour.

Most Conservative: 1,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,341stMost Authoritarian: 2,626thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,348thMost Influential: 5,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,873rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,301stMost Patriotic: 8,973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,978thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,584thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,605thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,367thMost Devout: 18,616thLowest Crime Rates: 18,707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,509thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,737thLargest Governments: 21,965thMost Extreme: 24,236th
Most Conservative: 48th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 126th in the regionMost Extreme: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 265th in the regionMost Patriotic: 351st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 362nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 542nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionMost Devout: 586th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 614th in the regionLargest Black Market: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 664th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 674th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 693rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 831st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 842nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 891st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,005th in the regionMost Influential: 1,059th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,172nd in the region

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