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The Empire of Jojalandia

“Love Kid Boo and live well”

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of Jojalandia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 244 million Jojalandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jojalandian economy, worth 18.9 trillion jojacoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,439 jojacoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jojalandia's national animal is the Great Dane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jojalandia is ranked 150,346th in the world and 6,450th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 21.15 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,894thLargest Mining Sector: 6,417thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,251stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,539thMost Influential: 13,243rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 251st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 290th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 387th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 473rd in the regionMost Secular: 511th in the regionLargest Black Market: 520th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 623rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 678th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 681st in the region

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