The Empire of Jojalandia
“Love Kid Boo and live well”
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Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Empire of Jojalandia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 244 million Jojalandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Jojalandian economy, worth 18.9 trillion jojacoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,439 jojacoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jojalandia's national animal is the Great Dane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Colony of Eastie.
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark.
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Empire of Spoilt Blood.
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Ban Fedele and his cronies of Brethren.
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Johnny Appleseed1.
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Avian Federation of Axdel.
- : Jojalandia was endorsed by The Ethereal Light Fury of Escade.
- : Following new legislation in Jojalandia, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
- : Following new legislation in Jojalandia, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Jojalandia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
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