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The Federation of John Edwards

“18th prez”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Noon Puppet Dump

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Federation of John Edwards is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 884 million John Edwardsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The John Edwardsian economy, worth 42.4 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,972 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, John Edwards has designated John Edwards City as its capital city, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. John Edwards's national animal is the parrot.

John Edwards is ranked 122,143rd in the world and 29th in Noon Puppet Dump for Rudest Citizens, with 49.16 Insults Per Minute.

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