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The Reborn nation of Joergenland

“Fear is a powerful tool.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Totalitaria

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Reborn nation of Joergenland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tiny Tim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.965 billion Joergenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Joergenlandian economy, worth 399 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,355 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 814,640 per year while the poor average 34,061, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Grenadia, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, and Tiny Tim often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joergenland's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Joergenland is ranked 76,277th in the world and 1st in Totalitaria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,038.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 1,095thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,177thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,624thMost Avoided: 2,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,725thLargest Retail Industry: 2,875thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,630thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,028thHighest Average Incomes: 5,990thLargest Black Market: 6,179thFattest Citizens: 8,460thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,912thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,489thLargest Governments: 15,825thMost Conservative: 16,216thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,227thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,449thLowest Crime Rates: 22,105th

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